2) Johnny EnglishBecause he's just Mr. Bean in a black suit who's been allowed near the guns and bombs.
3) Raji from Be Cool
Well, because Vince Vaughn is just A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G, and any character he plays is just that too, multiplied by 5.
Because he stole Christmas! Bad, bad Grinch!
5) Edward ScissorhandsBecause looking at him reminds me of a conversation between two characters in the teen horror-flick 'Jennifer's Body'--
Mom: Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
Chip: Lasagna with teeth?
6) Santa Claus
Because, honestly, would you trust him around those helpers?
Transcript of a conversation between Bruno and diplomats of Israel and Palestine where he tries to make them 'get along'--
"Will you, the Palestinians,agree to give the pyramids back to the Israelis?
"This is in Egypt. Not in Palestine."
"I don't care where you put them.Give them back."
I rest my case.
8) The Thing from The Fantastic Four
Because when you're named 'The Thing', you'd better be packing some serious mojo. And a monster made out of rock-clumps is just not doing it for me, you know?
9) Truman Burbank from The Truman Show10) Spike from Notting Hill
Because the t-shirt says it all.
However, the guys I would go out with, are either ---
|Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show|
2) Gay (and far too young)
|Kurt Hummel from Glee|
|Edward Bloom from Big Fish|